nyancrimew:

> “mom and pop” store

> look inside

> my parents don’t work there

ALT

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certifiedgirlthing:

fart-poop-daily:

citypop-sibling-deactivated2022:

fart-poop-daily:

we need more women. 3,822,561,000 isn’t enough.

thank you trans women

thank you trans women

thank you trans women

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intrawebs:

search results that make me laugh so hard i start coughing

(via strange-aeons)

rohirric-hunter:

“You could get up early and do it before work” I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let’s focus on things that happen in the real world

(via valtsv)

steakosaur:

ariadne-mouse:

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what’s that you’ve got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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recuperationdisliker:

sabrina the teenage carpenter

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crow-with-a-pencil:

bonesbeetle:

pixelartpeach:

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

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It’s the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

ALT

What

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Huh???

can see the pores on that thang

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

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randumbkatt:

the angels have come for your gluttony

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segamascott:

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oblivionloading:

ALT

Your birthday party is ruined.

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anxeious:

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oneheadtoanother:

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ishowdespair:

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autoneurotic:

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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